Happy Father's Day to all the Twitter dads out there who make us laugh and swoon! 

If we get pulled over this beer is yours.

- Dads

— KC of TX (@kcmoore51) June 19, 2016

Don't forget to stereotype dads this Father's Day.

I'm kidding, lets grill something.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2016

Every time a thermostat is adjusted a dad somewhere dies a little inside. Keep this in mind this Father's Day.

~Inspirational

— The St. Louisan (@thestlouisan) June 18, 2016

me *hands dad his Father's Day present wrapped in a grocery bag*
dad *opens it* *takes out bag of gummy bears*
me: Wait those are mine

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 20, 2016

Father's Day Wish List:
-Cure for entropy
-The feeling of security you can only have before you realize your parents are flawed
-A new grill

— The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) June 16, 2016

Father's Day?
There's a nap for that.

— I Was A Fool For Meh (@TheAlexNevil) June 19, 2016

That awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 15, 2014

If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family.

— Cabo (@Shot_Of_Cabo) June 19, 2016

*borrows $20 from Dad to put in Father's Day card*

— Benny Dazzle (@withanewname) June 14, 2014

Can't. Father's Day special at the strip club with free snacks and child care.

— Mischievous Mike (@mstern68) June 19, 2016

I don't have any Father's Day tweets yet. I feel like such a failure. Which, come to think of it, is what my dad would want.

— Markydoodoo (@markydoodoo) June 19, 2016

Every Father's Day at midnight the HomeDepot dads and the Lowe's dads rumble "Westside Story" style in a neutral Costcos parking lot.

— Bmad (@1_swarthy_dude) August 25, 2014

Walks into TGIF for Father's Day wearing "best dad ever" T

*other dads immediately start construction on a multi-level deck to show me up

— Jackman...Forever (@TheAlexP) June 18, 2016

Great. Here come all the Father's Day cards that start "You don't know me, but.."

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 16, 2016

Everyone is talking about Father's Day like they're not planning on doing mushrooms in the woods for the solstice.

— Caetano Bravo (@cbdoubleu) June 18, 2016

Happy Father's Day everyone!

Except Chicago. Happy Regular Sunday, Chicago.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 19, 2016

The only Father's Day gift I want is for Home Depot to finally implement my idea of having a beer fridge right when you walk in the store.

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 19, 2016